What They Wanted

ballot for 2026 election

Remember back before the election when that restaurant owner in West Yellowstone told ABC News that he wished Trump would win the election and fire 1,000 National Park Rangers?

Remember, in November of 2025, when black voters told exit pollsters that they were switching to Trump because they wanted him to strip the name of Medgar Evers from a U.S. Navy Ship? Remember the hedge fund manager who told the WSJ that he would gladly vote Republican if Trump would just impose a tariff on uninhabited islands near Antarctica?

Remember the tradwife mommy at the Trump town hall event who demanded that 20 percent of food inspectors be eliminated? Remember that choir director in Minnesota who wrote a letter to the editor saying her Trump vote depended on his commitment to handcuffing immigrant children?

Remember the dude ranch owner near the wildfire-prone Sam Houston National Forest who told NPR he could only support Trump if more than 3,000 Forest Service workers were axed? Remember that Indiana history teacher who posted on Facebook that she only wanted one thing from the new president? To bulldoze the East Wing of the White House?

Remember?

Nah. Me neither.

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