I have no children, no firsthand experience, and never have any idea how old strangers’ children are, but feel strongly that all existing children, when in public, should have their ages displayed prominently on their clothing, thus making it easier for me to later describe that hilariously cute thing they did. Because making a labradoodle wear a watermelon rind for a hat is charming from a three-year-old, but just abusive from a high school junior.
Pixabay photo by Rudy and Peter Skitterians